So. Here I am back in the United S of A. I left Canada on Saturday.It was good in Canada. I got home last Saturday, and it was an interesting two flights back. I could tell you on and on about my adventures in Canada, but if I listed all the stuff I did up there, it could probably fill a thick hardcover book.

On Monday, as part of my time in Canada, I went to the world heritage site Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump. It's this deserty prairie place, with a cliff where buffalo would jump off, in Alberta, Canada. I guess it's not all snowy and arctic after all. And the first question I asked myself as I walked inside the museum was: Did only buffalo with their heads smashed in jump off the cliff? Or did they get their heads smashed in when they jumped off the cliff?

This is a little animation I made at the Telus Spark Science Center in Calgary, Canada! It is officially the first time that Zach the Impossibility has appeared animated! Check it out!

So, I'm in Canada for the week. I flew in last Saturday, and I'm staying with my mom at her friend's house with her kids. All in all, Canada's a really cool country, with really nice people. Some will undoubtedly argue that the same country produced Justin Beiber and Carly Rae Jepsen, but I think the Canadians can be forgiven for that.

So. April 1st has come and gone. Safe to say, it... didn't go exactly as I'd hoped. Most of the pranks bombed. My friend forgot to bring his scary mask, and I made a fatal error with my whoopee cushion.