I couldn't pass up that opportunity to crack a joke.
That night, my dad came looking grim-faced into my room and proceeded to give me the most loud and indignant chewing-out of my life. The entire time, I had absolutely no idea what the heck he was talking about, but I just stayed silent with fear and auditory overload. when he was through, I was close to tears, and as confused as I had ever been in my life.
"I am very sorry about this. This kind of behavior is totally out of character for Colin. This will not happen again, and I will make sure Colin apologizes to Selena Gomez."
Turns out, my dad had no idea who Selena Gomez was, and he thought it was another student. Eventually, my mom explained it to him, and he had a pretty good laugh with the rest of us.